The Roaches

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Climbs

46 recorded climbs.

This timeline is missing some first ascents where the date of the ascent is unknown.
Year Climb Grade Climber Style Date
1920 Via Dolorosa VS Morley Wood Lead 1920-1924
First ascent.
1921
1922 Crack and Corner HS Morley Wood Lead | onsight 1922
First ascent.
1923
1924
1925
1926
1927
1928
1929
1930
1931
1932
1933
1934
1935
1936
1937
1938
1939
1940
1941
1942
1943
1944
1945
1946 Valkyerie VS Peter Harding Lead 1946
First ascent.
1947
1948
1949
1950
1951 Valkyrie Direct HVS Joe Brown Lead 1951
First ascent. With Don Whillans.
1952
1953
1954 The Sloth HVS Don Whillans Lead | onsight 1954
First ascent.
1955
1956
1957
First ascent.
1959
1960
1961
1962
1963
1964
1965
1966
1967
1968
1969
1970
1971
1972
1973
1974
1975
1976
1977 Track of the Cat E5 Jonny Woodward Lead 1977
First ascent.
Wings of Unreason E4 Jonny Woodward Lead 1977
First ascent.
Smear Test E3 Gabe Regan Lead 1977
First ascent.
Piece of Mind E6 Jonny Woodward Lead | worked 15th Oct 1977
First ascent.
1978 Schoolies E3 Phil Burke Lead 1978
First ascent.
1979 Simpkin's Overhang E4 Phil Burke Lead 1979
First ascent.
1980 Antithesis E5 Jonny Woodward Lead | worked 1980
First ascent.
1981
1982 Entropy’s Jaw E5 Andrew Woodward Lead 1982
First ascent.
Crystal Grazer E5 Phil Burke Lead 1982
First ascent.
1983 Clive Coolhead Realises the Excitement of Knowing You May be the Author of Your Own Death is More Intense Than Orgasm E5 Nick Dixon Lead | worked 1983
First ascent.
First ascent.

Climbed in mistake for Crystal Grazer (E5).

Barriers in Time E6 Simon Nadin Lead | worked 20th Oct 1983
First ascent.
1984 Destination Earth E7 Simon Nadin Lead | worked 1984
First ascent.
1985 Script for a Tear E6 Simon Nadin Solo | worked 1985
First ascent.
Art Nouveau E6 Simon Nadin Solo | worked 1985
First ascent.
First ascent.

References

[1] Mountain Issue 109, page 19 /library/11131/mountain-109

First ascent.

Dixon had a couple of helpers stretch a blanket out underneath him while he attempted to make the first ascent, hoping they would be able to use it to catch him in case of a fall. [1]

References

[1] https://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,33960.msg690840.html#msg690840

First ascent.

References

[1] On The Edge Issue 1 (1987) page 7 /library/16453/on-the-edge-1

Paralogism E7 Simon Nadin Lead | worked 1987
First ascent.
1988 Inertia Reel Traverse 8A+ Jerry Moffatt Boulder | worked 1988
First ascent.
First ascent.

References

[1] Mountain Issue 129 (1989), page 13 /library/11314/mountain-129

1990 Mushin' 7C+ Ben Moon Boulder | worked 1990s
First ascent.
1991
First ascent.

Jules fell off the route before making the first ascent but, miraculously, walked away unharmed.

1993
1994
1995 A Little Peculiar E6 Paul Higginson Lead | worked 1995
First ascent.
First ascent.
The Shining Path E7 Mark Katz Lead | worked 1996
First ascent.
1997
1998
1999
2000
2001
2002 Counterstroke of Equity Direct E7 Julian Lines Lead | worked 2002
First ascent.
2003 Final Destination E8 Ben Heason Solo | worked 5th Nov 2003
First ascent.
2004
2005
2006
2007 The Spectatorship of the Proletariat E5 Ben Tetler Lead | worked 2007
First ascent.
Skin and Wishbones E8 Ben Bransby Lead | worked 2007
First ascent.
2008
2009
2010 Goldcrest E7 Pete Whittaker Lead | worked 2010
First ascent.
First ascent.
2011
2012
First ascent.
First ascent.
2015
2016 Proper Gander 7C Jon Fullwood Boulder | worked 24th Sep 2016
First ascent.
2017
2018
2019
2020
2021
2022
First ascent.

This leaning buttress of pristine Staffs grit, away from the fleshpots of the busy Roaches circuit, sports a couple of low footholds, some inviting looking overlaps and not much else. It's seen attention from various parties over the years, not least Ben Moon back in the 2000s, but it finally fell to Ned Feehally on an April morning this year after many visits.

Normally if it takes Ned umpteen sessions on a multi-year project, with various custom modified rock shoes being tried, you're guaranteed a hefty grade, but this one seems to be struck by the "feels easy when you do it" gritstone curse. Hence the suggested grade lies in the 8A ballpark.

References

[1] https://www.ukclimbing.com/news/2023/06/peak_bouldering_round-up_2022-23-73371

Climb Grade # Recorded Ascents Ascents Recorded Between
Inertia Reel Traverse 8A+ 6 1st January 1988 – 18th October 2018
Nth Power 8A+ 1 1st November 2010 – 1st December 2010
Ned Zeppelin 8A 1 21st September 2014
N of the Affair 8A 1 1st April 2023 – 1st May 2023
Mushin' 7C+ 1 1st January 1990 – 1st January 2000
Proper Gander 7C 1 24th September 2016
Climb Grade # Recorded Ascents Ascents Recorded Between
Sleepy Hollow E10 2 8th December 2013 – 19th January 2014
Obsession Fatale E8 14 22nd June 1992 – 30th July 2026
Doug E8 9 1st April 1986 – 19th March 2025
Judge Jules E8 4 1st January 2008 – 27th October 2012
Final Destination E8 1 5th November 2003
Skin and Wishbones E8 1 1st January 2007 – 1st January 2008
Paralogism E7 4 1st January 1987 – 25th June 2023
K.P. Nuts E7 2 16th April 1989 – 1st March 2010
Destination Earth E7 2 1st January 1984 – 1st January 1997
The Shining Path E7 2 1st January 1996 – 19th March 2025
Goldcrest E7 1 1st January 2010 – 1st January 2011
Counterstroke of Equity Direct E7 1 1st January 2002 – 1st January 2003
Art Nouveau E6 6 1st January 1985 – 1st January 2002
A Fist Full of Crystals E6 4 25th September 1983 – 1st January 2010
Barriers in Time E6 4 20th October 1983 – 1st January 2011
Piece of Mind E6 4 15th October 1977 – 1st January 2002
A Little Peculiar E6 2 1st January 1995 – 1st January 2009
Northern Comfort E6 1 1st January 1996 – 1st January 1997
Script for a Tear E6 1 1st January 1985 – 1st January 1986
Counterstroke of Equity E5 0
Entropy’s Jaw E5 1 1st January 1982 – 1st January 1983
Crystal Grazer E5 1 1st January 1982 – 1st January 1983
The Spectatorship of the Proletariat E5 1 1st January 2007 – 1st January 2008
Catastrophe Internationale E5 1 1st January 1985 – 1st January 1986
Clive Coolhead Realises the Excitement of Knowing You May be the Author of Your Own Death is More Intense Than Orgasm E5 1 1st January 1983 – 1st January 1984
Track of the Cat E5 1 1st January 1977 – 1st January 1978
Antithesis E5 1 1st January 1980 – 1st January 1981
Simpkin's Overhang E4 2 1st January 1960 – 1st January 1980
Wings of Unreason E4 1 1st January 1977 – 1st January 1978
Metaphysical Scoop E4 1 1st January 1987 – 1st January 1988
Smear Test E3 1 1st January 1977 – 1st January 1978
Schoolies E3 1 1st January 1978 – 1st January 1979
Elegy E2 0
The Sloth HVS 3 1st January 1954 – 1st January 1971
Valkyrie Direct HVS 2 1st January 1951 – 1st January 1952
Slippery Jim HVS 1 1st January 1958 – 1st January 1959
Valkyerie VS 1 1st January 1946 – 1st January 1947
Via Dolorosa VS 1 1st January 1920 – 1st January 1925
Crack and Corner HS 2 1st January 1922 – 1st January 1923
Reset Portion of Galley 37 HS 0