Perky Pinky

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By TdG at 09:02:39 UTC on 1st June 2026.

The caption states that Chris Doyle witnessed the ascent, but in the linked thread, he says that he didn't. States that he was capable, but "didn't see any of his top ascents in a oner". https://ukbouldering.com/threads/the-rich-simpson-nostalgia-revisionism-thread.27176/#post-525667

He was already years into his serial false claims habit at this point – I'd say this one deserves the doubts tag too.

Liquid Ambar (8c+) sounds far from sure too – probably worth a note in the description of his ascent.

I've got an extensive collection of emails from reputable people detailing Simpon's various lies - I got involved with trying to clear up his Liquid Ambar claim while producing the NW guide and, as usual, felt like digging deeper once it was obvious he was a serial walter mitty. I've still got Simpson's emails asking me to abide by certain conditions before he'd name his LA belayer. And I've got the email Shark received from Dan Townley in which Dan confirms he belayed Simpson on ascents of LA and Hubble (both times 'early in the morning, no-one else at the crag'. Doesn't match the third-hand account of the people at Parisellas Cave the day Simpson appeared and claimed to have sent LA). Simpson's so dubious and troubled that even having a belayer confirm his ascents isn't credible enough! https://ukbouldering.com/threads/the-rich-simpson-nostalgia-revisionism-thread.27176/page-2

Post #1 by TdG OP at 09:02:39 UTC on 1st June 2026.

I'd assumed Doyle's

didn't see any of his top ascents in a oner

was a reference to stuff outdoors? I've dropped him a DM on insta to clarify about perky pinky specifically.

Post #2 by remus at 09:12:29 UTC on 1st June 2026.

Your note on Liquid Ambar (8c+) is well worded 👍

Post #3 by remus at 09:13:34 UTC on 1st June 2026.

Heard back form Doylo, you're right TdG he just saw Rich doing "moves and links" on Perky Pinky, not the full thing.

Post #4 by remus at 13:39:40 UTC on 1st June 2026.

I think there is a comment somewhere stating that Chris would find it hard to believe that Rich hadn’t done Perky.

Post #5 by Mattsparksy at 10:01:03 UTC on 3rd June 2026.

The comment is in the UKB thread. He also gets called out for using the wrong holds and not matching the top 😀

Post #6 by TdG OP at 08:30:14 UTC on 4th June 2026.

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